You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind-legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.
Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.
When hospitality becomes an art it loses its very soul.
The delicate balance between modesty and conceit is popularity.
Fate weaves the darkness, which is perhaps why she weaves so badly.
You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men.