Nobody ever died of laughter.
Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter.
It is easier to confess a defect than to claim a quality.
People are either born hosts or born guests.
Of course we all know that Morris was a wonderful all-round man, but the act of walking round him has always tired me.
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind-legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.