Incongruity is the mainspring of laughter.

To mankind in general Macbeth and Lady Macbeth stand out as the supreme type of all that a host and hostess should not be.

You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men.

We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams of Americans.

The one real goal of education is to leave a person asking questions.

The loveliest face in all the world will not please you if you see it suddenly eye to eye, at a distance of half an inch from your own.

"After all," as a pretty girl once said to me, "women are a sex by themselves, so to speak."