Most women are not as young as they are painted.

Reverence is a good thing, and part of its value is that the more we revere a man, the more sharply are we struck by anything in him (and there is always much) that is incongruous with his greatness.

I believe the twenty-four hour day has come to stay.

There is much to be said for failure. It is more interesting than success.

Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.

Strange when you come to think of it, that of all countless folk who have lived on this planet, not one is known in history or in legend as having died of laughter.

Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter.