Only the insane take themselves seriously.
Sometimes I feel that I am a natural born genius in a field of human endeavor that hasn't been invented yet
It is easier to confess a defect than to claim a quality.
Undergraduates owe their happiness chiefly to the consciousness that they are no longer at school. The nonsense which was knocked out of them at school is all put gently back at Oxford or Cambridge.
Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.
The one real goal of education is to leave a person asking questions.