Incongruity is the mainspring of laughter.
The one real goal of education is to leave a person asking questions.
When hospitality becomes an art it loses its very soul.
It seems to be a law of nature that no man, unless he has some obvious physical deformity, ever is loth to sit for his portrait.
Only the insane take themselves seriously.
Have you noticed ... there is never any third act in a nightmare? They bring you to a climax of terror and then leave you there. They are the work of poor dramatists.