People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table.

No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'.

Somehow, our sense of justice never turns in its sleep till long after the sense of injustice in others has been thoroughly aroused.

True dandyism is the result of an artistic temperament working upon a fine body within the wide limits of fashion.

Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter.

The critic who justly admires all kinds of things simultaneously cannot love any one of them.

Nobody ever died of laughter.