No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'.
Fate weaves the darkness, which is perhaps why she weaves so badly.
Incongruity is the mainspring of laughter.
Strange when you come to think of it, that of all countless folk who have lived on this planet, not one is known in history or in legend as having died of laughter.
I may be old fashioned, but I am right.
The one real goal of education is to leave a person asking questions.