You can watch 'Dawn of the Dead' and still sleep at night. Try that with 'The Day After'.

Use your head; cut off theirs.

There comes a point when you have to realize that the sum of all your blood, sweat, and tears will ultimately amount to zero.

I wrote 'The Zombie Survival Guide' because I wanted to read it, and nobody else was writing it. All I've been doing with everything I've written is answering questions that I had.

But no matter what happens to the surviving humans, there will always be the walking dead.

I think Americans are at our best when we recover from a crisis. We've suffered some blows that other countries would have never recovered from.

Looking for love on the internet is like Janet Leigh asking Norman Bates if he likes her body.