When I believe in my ability to do something, there is no such word as no.

If I knew anything about what people wanted and was popular, I'd still be writing for 'Saturday Night Live'. I can only write what I want, and hopefully people will like it.

. . . show the other side, the one that gets people out of bed the next morning, makes them scratch and scrape and fight for their lives because someone is telling them that they're going to be okay.

If you believe you can accomplish everything by "cramming" at the eleventh hour, by all means, don't lift a finger now. But you may think twice about beginning to build your ark once it has already started raining

Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.

Organize before they rise!

Looking for love on the internet is like Janet Leigh asking Norman Bates if he likes her body.