If I knew anything about what people wanted and was popular, I'd still be writing for 'Saturday Night Live'. I can only write what I want, and hopefully people will like it.

Lies are neither bad nor good. Like a fire they can either keep you warm or burn you to death, depending on how they're used.

After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats.

Use your head; cut off theirs.

Zombies have no memories of their former life. You wont see the undead trying to wash windows or do your taxes. All they know how to do is swarm and feed.

My coping mechanism with my dyslexia is to use wit and humor.

The dead walk among us. Zombies, ghouls-no matter what their label-these somnambulists are the greatest threat to humanity, other than humanity itself.