Sometimes you find your path, sometimes it finds you.

They say great times make great men. I don't buy it. I saw a lot of weakness, a lot of filth. People who should have risen to the challenge and either couldn't or wouldn't. Greed, fear, stupidity and hate. I saw it before the war, I see it today. [...] I don't know if great times make great men, but I know they can kill them.

I wrote 'The Zombie Survival Guide' because I wanted to read it, and nobody else was writing it. All I've been doing with everything I've written is answering questions that I had.

Looking for love on the internet is like Janet Leigh asking Norman Bates if he likes her body.

Secrecy is a vacuum and nothing fills a vacuum like paranoid speculation.

There comes a point when you have to realize that the sum of all your blood, sweat, and tears will ultimately amount to zero.

To know is always better, no matter what the answer might be.