When I read Frank Miller's 'The Dark Knight Returns', I think it's a wonderful record of the Reagan era. I think it's amazing. This is the time I lived in.

America is especially sensitive to war weariness, and nothing brings backlash like the perception of defeat. I say “perception” because America is a very all-or-nothing society… We like to know, and for everyone else to know, that our victory wasn’t uncontested, it was positively devastating.

Hooking on scuba gear and blindly diving into zombie-infested water is a wonderful way to mix the two childhood terrors of being eaten and drowning.

Whatever bro, tell it to the whales

I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.

There comes a point when you have to realize that the sum of all your blood, sweat, and tears will ultimately amount to zero.

They didn't break me. I broke myself.