Before I'm a zombie nerd, before I'm a science-fiction nerd, I am a history nerd.

1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades don't need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats.

I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live.

I don't know if great times make great men, but I know they can kill them.

Zombies have no memories of their former life. You wont see the undead trying to wash windows or do your taxes. All they know how to do is swarm and feed.

Fear is the most valuable commodity in the universe...Turn on the TV...What are you seeing? People selling their products? No. People selling the fear of you having to live without their products.