Zombies will try to scale any surface no matter how unfeasable or even impossible. In all but the easiest situations, these attempts have met with failure. Even in the case of ladders, when simple hand-over-hand coordination is required, only one in four zombies will succeed.
Max BrooksWhen I started writing, there was nothing about zombies. It was all teen movies, which to me are scarier than zombies, but that's another story.
Max BrooksThe bottom line is I'm a slow zombie guy - I'm always a slow zombie guy but I also know I'm in the minority.
Max BrooksThey were viewed very much like castles, I suppose: as crumbling, obsolete relics, with no real modern function other than as tourist attractions. But when the skies darkened and the nation called, both reawoke to the meaning of their existence. One shielded our bodies, the other, our souls.
Max Brooks