...because I'm sure that as soon as things really get back to "normal," once our kids or grandkids grow up in a peaceful and comfortable world, they'll probably go right back to being as selfish and narrow-minded and generally shitty to one another as we were.

If I knew anything about what people wanted and was popular, I'd still be writing for 'Saturday Night Live'. I can only write what I want, and hopefully people will like it.

I don't know if great times make great men, but I know they can kill them.

Lies are neither bad nor good. Like a fire they can either keep you warm or burn you to death, depending on how they're used.

Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.

I wanted to serve. It was Desert Storm. I thought, 'I was a rich kid, and America's been good to me.

Secrecy is a vacuum and nothing fills a vacuum like paranoid speculation.