My coping mechanism with my dyslexia is to use wit and humor.

Looking for love on the internet is like Janet Leigh asking Norman Bates if he likes her body.

After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats.

Fear is the most valuable commodity in the universe...Turn on the TV...What are you seeing? People selling their products? No. People selling the fear of you having to live without their products.

Sometimes you find your path, sometimes it finds you.

I don't know if great times make great men, but I know they can kill them.

Use your head; cut off theirs.