It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

If one were loyal to one's nation only because it was good and true ... one would not be loyal to any nation but to truth and goodness. The idea of patriotism would have no place either in our dictionaries or our lives.

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

There is truth in the high opinion that in so far as a man conforms, he ceases to exist.

Laughter puts your brain, your central nervous system and your whole being into a state of free play.

I don't know why it is we are in such a hurry to get up when we fall down. You might think we would lie there and rest for a while.

He [P.G.Wodehouse] is I believe, the only man living who speaks with equal fluency the American and English languages.