The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and the old buzzard won't be hanging around, underfoot, all weekend.

Imagination is the capacity to think of things as if they could be otherwise.

Nobody supports me at the expense of his own adventure. Then I get bitter: I am not loved enough to be supported. That I am not a burden has to compensate for the sad envy when I look at women loved enough to be supported. Even now China wraps double binds around my feet.

After a good night sleep, I wake up the next day, and I say, 'Come on, Tea Party, let’s get it on.'

I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.

Love is like a roller coaster. When it's good, you don't want to stop and when it's not... you want to throw up.