The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.

After a good night sleep, I wake up the next day, and I say, 'Come on, Tea Party, let’s get it on.'

It must be that people who read go on more macrocosmic and microcosmic trips – biblical god trips, the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Ulysses, Finnegan’s Wake trips. Non-readers, what do they get? (They get the munchies.)

To look at possibility is to be free.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

My favorite birthday game is Pin the Cleanup on the guests.