The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.

All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.

When you go to make a purchase, take a look at the product and ask yourself: 'am I being cheated?' If a product from a 'fast fashion' chain is falling apart before you've even bought it, it's not a deal. It's the fast-fashion company trying to get you to buy something that is quick on trend but slow on quality.

To look at possibility is to be free.

I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.

Love is like a roller coaster. When it's good, you don't want to stop and when it's not... you want to throw up.

I’ll tell you the secret to good teaching: make possible an experience without predetermining what that experience will be.