Just ask anybody who is getting old - everything starts hurting. For me, it's my shoulders, thumbs, knees and feet.

You know, people think I named myself Meat Loaf, even though I didn't. And they think anyone who would name himself Meat Loaf couldn't have an IQ higher than four.

If you want my views of history, there's something you should know. The three men I admire the most are Curly, Larry, and Mo.

Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

Open your eyes, I've got a big surprise, it will feel alright, I want to make your motor run.

There ain't no Coupe Deville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jacks box.

I never fit in. I am a true alternative. And I love being the outcast. That's my role in life, to be an outcast.