In a way, I was incredibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her).

Mia, I'm not sorry. And I'll wait. Love, Michael.

I just want to let you know that when I look into my future, I see nothing but you.” That’s what Chaz had whispered in my ear at some point during the wedding last night. Then he’d whispered. “And you’re not even wearing Spanx.

Unrequited love is all right in books and things, but in real life, it completely sucks

Was it frisson when you saw a guy smile and it made your heart act all weird?

Oh, Jason, I couldn't get my locker open...I know, I tried twisting it right, then left, but it wouldn't budge. I guess I'm just not strong enough. Could you help me? Please? Oh, great. Oh, Jason, you're so strong... Seriously? That was me now? On the other hand , a guy was following me.

The THE TABLOIDS are always going to be a war for POPULARITY in the CELEB world.