I know. I seriously need to just give up men entirely. I wonder if Episcopalians can enter convents?

What is the appropriate reply to make to a man who says he loves you? Thank you. You are very kind.

Hormones are very powerful things. We are helpless in their wake.

Every moment away from you feels like time spent in a sort of cell. I can think of nothing, dream of nothing, but you. Unfortunately, I will have to remain in my self-inflicted prison a bit longer, since work will keep me from meeting you tonight. I can't seem to find a way to avoid this... however, I hope this gift will make up for my unforgivable behavior. I saw this and though of you, and St. George. You have slain the dragon. Until we meet again, I am your Lucien.

Weight doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t. I mean, it does if you’re a model or whatever.

Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.

This is exactly why Patrick and I chose not to have children." he muttered. "So we would never have to have conversations like this. Andy yet...here I am?""If you could answer the question," I said as politely as I could, "that would be great. I really don't want to have a freaky demon baby, and I can't imagine John wants one, either