What did that mean? Where could it go? He was a death diety. I was a high school senior.

I needed another soda. I’d only had six since breakfast.

I have nothing against Sean Penn. I don't even mind that he ended up divorcing Madonna. I mean, I still like Shia LaBeouf even though he chose to star in Transformers, which turned out to be a movie about robots from space. That Talk. Which is just as bad as choosing to divorce Madonna, if you ask me

No one wants to pursue anything creative anymore, because that's too risky. They may not get the kind of return on the financial investment they've made in their education that they think they should.

Sometimes what you want is right in front of you. All you have to do is open your eyes and see it.

It's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth.

But. . . you said we were going to play Parcheezi. . .