My heart is broken. It really is. All the signs are there. I can't sleep- not even burgers. Every time the phone rings, my pulse leaps... But it's never for me, it's never him.

great. now i was starting to get jealous of myself.

It's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth.

But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.

And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.

Me: “Ngh” Cal: “Well put.” ...... Every Boy's Got One

When he smiled, something strange happened to my insides. It was like they turned to liquid.