Smiles like that should be against the law. Considering what they do to a girl.

Lilly says I have an overactive imagination and a pathological need to invent drama in my life.

You know in sixth grade, when they made all of us girls go into this other room and watch a video about getting our periods and stuff? I bet while we were gone, the boys were watching a video about how to look at each other in that infuriating way.

Did you see him? I know the photo was grainy, but he looks like one of those death metal goth heads, or whatever they’re called. All dressed in black with long hair I took umbrage at my mother describing my boyfriend this way. John was the Lord of the Underworld. How else was he supposed to dress?

Foxy girls know that silence may be golden-but only for four seconds. Anything longer and you're heading for Awkward Avenue.

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

Summer is my favorite time to read mysteries.