Foxy girls know that silence may be golden-but only for four seconds. Anything longer and you're heading for Awkward Avenue.

And now Rocky is begging me to watch Dora the Explorer with him. I understand that millions of kids love Dora and have learned to read or whatever from her show. But I wouldn't mind if Dora fell off a cliff and took her little pals with her

I just want to let you know that when I look into my future, I see nothing but you.” That’s what Chaz had whispered in my ear at some point during the wedding last night. Then he’d whispered. “And you’re not even wearing Spanx.

Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear; The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.

My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!

it’s only by studying the mistakes of the past,” Lucien said mildly, “that we can even have a future

In a way, I was incredibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her).