Maybe you just saw what you wanted to see. Or maybe you justfelt what you wanted to feel.

You know what you sound like? A jealous girl friend. And how are things on Planet You Wish?

Bite me, Harry Potter.

You can't turn love on and off like a faucet.

We kissed all the way through the fireworks display. We didn’t even notice that there was a fireworks display… …I guess because we’d been making fireworks of our own.

I stare at her, as dumbstruck as if she'd just admitted she's a Scientologist with an invitation to join Tom and Katie on the spaceship when it shows up.

I think if I hadn't been a writer, I'd have been a teacher like my dad. He was a college professor, and one of my greatest regrets is that he passed away before I was able to prove to him that I wasn't going to be stuck working at Rax Roast Beef for the rest of my life!