every seven miles, in America, there is at least one McDonald's. Not a hospital, mind you, or a police station, but a McDonald's, every seven miles. I mean, that's sort of scary, if you think about it.

Did you see him? I know the photo was grainy, but he looks like one of those death metal goth heads, or whatever they’re called. All dressed in black with long hair I took umbrage at my mother describing my boyfriend this way. John was the Lord of the Underworld. How else was he supposed to dress?

The peace sign is with two fingers not one.

If all people became ghosts my social life would be so over" - Suze Simon in the Mediator

Suze, your whole life," my dad went on, not without sympathy, "you've always made the right decisions. Not necessarily the easiest ones. The right ones. Don't mess that up now, when you're facing what's probably the most important decision you'll ever have to make.

it’s only by studying the mistakes of the past,” Lucien said mildly, “that we can even have a future

If the guy likes/loves you, he won't care if you are a good kisser or not. He should like you for what you are - not how you kiss.