The peace sign is with two fingers not one.

Needless to say, the fact that he actually spoke to me at all practically caused me to pass out. And then the fact that he was actually saying something that sounded like it might be a prelude to asking me out - well, I nearly threw up. I mean it. I felt really sick, but in a good way.

Looks fade,' Mom would go on. 'But intelligence lasts forever.

But I guess you would look beatific, too, if the man you had been in love with since the fifth grade had told you that he was in love with you, too.

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But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron.

Screenwriting is a much more collaborative effort. When you write a novel, it's just you, with input from your editor.