I really wanted to be veterinarian, but I got a 410 on my math SATs.

Friend Tim shakes hands with Perfect Specimen of Mankind. Will never wash right hand again.

But it’s there. Just because I haven’t told anyone doesn’t mean it isn’t there, all the time, lurking in the back of my mind, like one those NSync songs you can’t get out of your head.

In high school, I was very active in extracurricular activities such as art, theatre, and choir. I also wrote for the school newspaper, but not regularly, because I never liked writing non-fiction very much.

Smiles like that should be against the law. Considering what they do to a girl.

Someday you're really going to have to describe to me in more detail what life is like on the planet you live on. Because it sounds really great, and I'd like to visit there one day.

Honey, some boys stopped by to see you. They had wood.