No offense, but if you want to be with my niece, you should think about getting a haircut. My mother is very conservative.” “No offense taken,” John said mildly.

> CracKing: No need to yell. > FtLouie: I’m not yelling!!! > CracKing: You’re using excessive amounts of punctuation, and on-line, that’s like yelling.

When you feel like an outsider - for whatever reason - you spend a lot of time alone.

Why had I taken all those useless classes like bio and German when I should have been taking lipreading?

Hey," Dopey said when I was finished reading. "How come they never mentioned me? I'm the one who found the skeleton." "Oh, yeah," Sleepy said in disgust. "Your role was really crucial. After all, if it wasn't for you, the guy's skull might still have been intact.

I was in love with Scott Bennett. That I had been in love with him my whole life, practically.

But I guess you would look beatific, too, if the man you had been in love with since the fifth grade had told you that he was in love with you, too.