But I don't care what Megan Fox or Jessica Biel say: There are definite advantages to being the hottest girl on the planet. Number one was that I got paid for it. A lot.

You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?

There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course.

The fact that he was willing to sacrifice his own face in order to keep mine from getting bashed in

Hormones are very powerful things. We are helpless in their wake.

Loud ringing noises, I've discovered, upset Mr.Peepers.

Whatever. Boris, must you constantly breathe on me?