Loud ringing noises, I've discovered, upset Mr.Peepers.

But once I'd come up with it, I realized it really was the perfect plan. Instead of waiting for Maria to come to me, I was simply going to go to her and, well... Send her back to where she came. Or reduce her to a mound of quivering gelatinous goo. Whichever came first.

The THE TABLOIDS are always going to be a war for POPULARITY in the CELEB world.

Lilly says I have an overactive imagination and a pathological need to invent drama in my life.

I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at 'I've never been to Long Island,'" Zach said. I couldn't keep a big goofy grin from my face. I loved you at 'I like seals,'" I admitted. He grinned back.

Was it frisson when you saw a guy smile and it made your heart act all weird?

No one wants to pursue anything creative anymore, because that's too risky. They may not get the kind of return on the financial investment they've made in their education that they think they should.