Meg Cabot is the best author ever
It's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth.
But it’s there. Just because I haven’t told anyone doesn’t mean it isn’t there, all the time, lurking in the back of my mind, like one those NSync songs you can’t get out of your head.
French: why does this language even exist? Everyone there speaks english anyway.
I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.
No one wants to pursue anything creative anymore, because that's too risky. They may not get the kind of return on the financial investment they've made in their education that they think they should.