I don't want water!" Sarah cries, her face buried against my chest. I can't see what's going on in the rest of the lobby beacuse Sarah's hair is flying up in my face, blocking my view. I want justice!" she wails. Well, we'll get you some of that too." Magda has appeared from out of nowhere. "Maybe there's some in the freezer.

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

Friend Tim shakes hands with Perfect Specimen of Mankind. Will never wash right hand again.

Foxy girls know that silence may be golden-but only for four seconds. Anything longer and you're heading for Awkward Avenue.

Bite me, Harry Potter.

Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?

I get accused all the time of having a big mouth. But if you ask me, guys gossip way more than girls do.