Tell me Jesse, does she sigh when you kiss her too

anybody can be a princess. all you have todo is have the right parents. it's no harder than being born Paris Hilton, for God's sake. at least you remember to put on underwear in the morning, i'm assuming

Adam gave me a scandalized look. "Fraternizing with the enemy!" he cried. "For shame, wench!

I'm a liar. And I can't stop thinking about boys.

I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.

And the truth is, I’d felt kind of a thrill about wearing Jason’s Big Boy pants. I was a sick kid, even way back then.

I didn’t know what I was supposed to say about that, so I just said, "Wow