Tell me Jesse, does she sigh when you kiss her too

I don't think he could ever be a serial killer. He's way too shy. That Ted Bundy guy, he was pretty outgoing , from what I heard. -Jess about Doug p. 107

All I did was die,' I said. 'And then, when presented with an opportunity not to be dead any more, I took it. Anyone else would have done the same thing.

No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never pleasant to have a rifle pointed at one's back.

Why should women have to fit into child sizes in order to be considered desirable? That is both sick and depressing.

Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.

My shoulders sagged. Really, is it too much to ask that I be able to come home from a long day of work and relax? Oh, no. I have to come home and read a bunch of letters written to the love of my life by his fiancée, who, if I am correct, had him killed a hundred and fifty years ago. Then, as if that is not bad enough, he wants me to explain the Vietnam War.