If kisses were what you were looking for, little fool, why didn't you come to me? quoted by Susannah Simon

Even though I loved to write, I never liked English lit. class very much. I think it ruins books when you dissect them too much. I liked my art classes best.

There is a difference between listening and hearing, just as there is a difference between seeing and knowing.

Lana says J.P. makes Matt Damon from the Bourne movies look like Oliver from Hannah Montana

And eternity is a long time. So if you have to spend it with someone I could see wanting to spend it with someone impossible...but interesting.

Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.

You know," I said, holding my ground. "I gotta tell you. The goatee thing? Yeah, way over. And you know a little jewelry really does go a long way. Just something you might want to consider. I'm actually glad you stopped by, because I have a couple things I've been meaning to say to you. Number one, about your wife? Yeah, she's a skank. And number two, you know that whole thing where you killed Jesse and then buried his remains out back there? Yeah, way un-cool.