But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron.

No one wants to pursue anything creative anymore, because that's too risky. They may not get the kind of return on the financial investment they've made in their education that they think they should.

Sometimes what you want is right in front of you. All you have to do is open your eyes and see it.

And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in the face.

I don't have kids, but in many ways I feel I've had them already. I don't want to say I raised my brothers - that sounds too strong - but actually I do feel like that a bit.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the weight of a single grain of sand? The answer is equal to my interest in the message you are about to leave. So make it short.

Friend Tim shakes hands with Perfect Specimen of Mankind. Will never wash right hand again.