Friend Tim shakes hands with Perfect Specimen of Mankind. Will never wash right hand again.

To achieve self actualization, do good things for other people that you would want to be done onto yourself

Summer is my favorite time to read mysteries.

I was an unhappy child, and that puts me off having a child of my own.

If you really love someone, even if you can't see where you'll be or what you'll be doing twenty years from now, you'd still want that person to be there.

Sometimes between lunch and dinner, when there's a lull, Jill and Shaniqua and I will sit around and fantasize about what we'd do if a REAL celebrity walked into the place, like Chad Michael Murray (although we've gone off him a bit since his divorce) or Jared Padalecki, or even Prince William (you never know. He could have gotten his yacht lost, or whatever.)

That hurt querida, that really hurt