Friend Tim shakes hands with Perfect Specimen of Mankind. Will never wash right hand again.

All I did was die,' I said. 'And then, when presented with an opportunity not to be dead any more, I took it. Anyone else would have done the same thing.

I think we're given multiple chances to meet multiple soulmates. Sure, you could meet a soulmate in highschool. But that doesn't mean if you don't act on it, you'll never meet anyone else. You will, just at a time that's more convenient for you.

hope springs eternal, even in the heart of a fat girl.

Who knew an elf queen could be so vicious!

Sometimes we need to take big risks if we want to find out who we are, and what we were put on this planet for.

But if that was really true, why in the name of all that is holy would anyone have ever liked Nikki in the first place? I was becoming more and more convinced she was a cross between Heidi Montag and Hitler.