Friend Tim shakes hands with Perfect Specimen of Mankind. Will never wash right hand again.

Only a fool is never afraid, Frank. Heroes are the people who carry on despite their fear, because they know the job’s got to get done

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest.

If you're writing a screenplay, you need to be prepared to let go: there's a good chance the words you write aren't going to be the ones that end up on screen.

You didn't," John said, stepping from the shadows as he clapped for me, "even hit your head this time.

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

Looks can be deceiving.