I've come to the conclusion that, aside from Nazis, the Taliban, and possibly the honey badger, there is no one on the planet more merciless than a teenage girl once she's decided she dislikes you.

It’s so much easier to walk away than it is to have to explain to someone that you never want to see them again.

every seven miles, in America, there is at least one McDonald's. Not a hospital, mind you, or a police station, but a McDonald's, every seven miles. I mean, that's sort of scary, if you think about it.

Looks can be deceiving.

I get accused all the time of having a big mouth. But if you ask me, guys gossip way more than girls do.

I usually know almost exactly how I feel. The problem is, I just can't tell anyone.

Bite me, Harry Potter.