I stare at her, as dumbstruck as if she'd just admitted she's a Scientologist with an invitation to join Tom and Katie on the spaceship when it shows up.

When he smiled, something strange happened to my insides. It was like they turned to liquid.

Jesse, who had not stirred the whole time from the spot he'd been standing, confident I could handle Cheryl myself, was grinning. "It's every girl's dream to guy to go to prom with the guy she loves?" he echoed, not just one, but both inky black eyebrows raised. "Don't start with me," I said. I tried to hide my suddenly flaming cheeks by scraping away what was left of the cannolis, and replacing them with the contents of an upended bag of chocolate chip cookies. "I have things to do.

I know. I seriously need to just give up men entirely. I wonder if Episcopalians can enter convents?

My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!

How to be the best that you can be

But he's looking for love in all the wrong places. Like fancy under catalogs At least he knows enough not to date while he's campaigning