Have you tried this shrimp? It's freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You're so moody. Just because I kidnapped you and tried to force you to be my girlfriend. I thought you would be over that by now.

I love the Princess Diaries series! Do you?

What did that mean? Where could it go? He was a death diety. I was a high school senior.

The fact that he was willing to sacrifice his own face in order to keep mine from getting bashed in

When something horrible happens, it's human nature to want to blame it on someone. We want someone to be held accountable, even though sometimes things just happen.

Not like this vision before us, who was shaking water out of his slightly overlong reddish-brown hair as he leaned over to lay down his board (revealing, as he did so, the fact that beneath his baggy swim trunks—so weighted down with water that they had sunk somewhat dangerously low on his hips—lurked what appeared to be an exceptionally well-formed gluteus maximus)

In a way, I was incredibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her).