My favorite book of all time is Cold Comfort Farm, by Stella Gibbons.

Anything can happen in the blink of an eye. Anything at all. One. Two. Three. Blink.

She hadn't slain the dragon. Not at all. She hoped no one ever would.

anybody can be a princess. all you have todo is have the right parents. it's no harder than being born Paris Hilton, for God's sake. at least you remember to put on underwear in the morning, i'm assuming

I looked where he was tapping. "Local Girl Missing, Feared Dead" Beneath it was a photo or me-my most recent school photo. "Oh no." My heart filling with dread, i took the paper from Mr. Smith's hands. "Couldn't they have found a better picture?

No. The answer was no, I was not all right. I nearly got knocked out. Knocked out by desire! Desire for forbidden dissimilar molecules

Lana looked at me like I’d just said I’d never watched Bring It On, or something.