My favorite book of all time is Cold Comfort Farm, by Stella Gibbons.

Unrequited love is all right in books and things, but in real life, it completely sucks

There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course.

She'd realize Steve was her soul mate and that she would never love anyone as much as she loved him.

Smiles like that should be against the law. Considering what they do to a girl.

Because my heat was too full of appreciation for what my friends-- my real friends-- had done for me.

Your assignment,' he bellowed at Kelly, 'was to make a persuasive argument. Demanding to know whether detractors of your position are on crack is not arguing persuasively.