Cursed?" I offered, my voice croaky because of my unshed tears. "It isn't cursed." John said deliberately, rearranging the chain around my neck, "if you're wearing it. It's blessed.

I didn't even think about suggesting he take the boots off. There'd probably be a apocalypse or something.

You know in sixth grade, when they made all of us girls go into this other room and watch a video about getting our periods and stuff? I bet while we were gone, the boys were watching a video about how to look at each other in that infuriating way.

The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.

every seven miles, in America, there is at least one McDonald's. Not a hospital, mind you, or a police station, but a McDonald's, every seven miles. I mean, that's sort of scary, if you think about it.

hope springs eternal, even in the heart of a fat girl.

Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?