In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It's true these risks can put them in danger of being hurt.

I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it.

Hormones are very powerful things. We are helpless in their wake.

But if that was really true, why in the name of all that is holy would anyone have ever liked Nikki in the first place? I was becoming more and more convinced she was a cross between Heidi Montag and Hitler.

if you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day, if you teach a man to fish he'll eat all the fish you may have caught for yourself

I get accused all the time of having a big mouth. But if you ask me, guys gossip way more than girls do.

Pretty isn't the only thing that matters - being smart and kind matters more, of course - but all daughters should hear from their moms that they look pretty once in a while.