I guess there was a war going on somewhere in the world that night but it wasn't one that could touch us.

Ask any comedian, tennis player, chef. Timing is everything.

I'm a century old, an impossible age, and my brain has no anchor in the present. Instead it drifts, nearly always to the same shore. Today, as most days, it is 1962. The year I discovered love.

Osbert was the only one who didn't seem suspicious. He was so interested in the Decline of Western Civilization that he missed the version of it taking place under his nose.

Things Happen and once they start happening you pretty much just to hold on for dear life and see where they drop you when they stop.

The average attention span of the modern human being is about half as long as whatever youre trying to tell them.

The imagination can be dangerous. It can change the world. And that is why we write.