If there was ever a more perfect day in the history of time it isn't one I've heard about.
Ask any comedian, tennis player, chef. Timing is everything.
I can't even trust my own imaginary dog. How much lower can a person get?
Every war has turning points and every person too.
I noticed that once you realize someone's watching you it's pretty hard not to find yourself watching them back.
The things that break your heart when you think there`s nothing left to break