Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So, we keep buying magazines, joining clubs, and doing therapy and watching movies with hit pop songs played over love montages all in a pathetic attempt to explain why our love Santa keeps getting caught in the chimney.

Through Clinton and Monica, Clinton and Hillary, the scandal, the impeachment, Iraq, Bruce and Demi, Ellen and Anne, I have remained consistently and nauseatingly adorable. I have, in fact, been known to cause diabetes.

I have a very good life, so I have nothing to complain about. Sometimes, I just have existential angst.

It would be really great if people would realize that stars are only people with the same weaknesses and flaws, not immaculate idols.

I love what you might call brutal elegance. Where form and function are really obvious. There is nothing easily broken in this house.

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself!.

Ordinary people like you and me have the chance to make a tremendous difference for mothers and their children worldwide