I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.

If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.

I was raised to believe that you're safe in God's hands. But I don't feel safe with myself.

What distracts me from my reality is bigfoot. They are my celebrities.

I'm one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews.

I have no friends and I never leave my house. You just have to make a choice to just refuse to be involved with things that could get you in trouble. It's easy when you feel upset or depressed about something to want to go to a club and want to drink, but instead I just force myself to sit and feel it and deal with it, and try to grow from it, because I don't want to go down that path. I'm one of the most isolated people in existence right now, but it's worth it because if I wasn't making that decision I would be throwing away my career.

I have to really enjoy someone's personality, not just their looks, before I'll kiss them.