Almost everything I say, no matter how innocent my intentions are, seems to get sort of manipulated and sensationalized and turned into some ridiculous news story.

My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine - the world owns everything else.

I can cook, but I also want everything to look beautiful on the plate - then I get upset when people eat it. Everyone just tears through it, and that makes me sad. It's not a rewarding experience for me to cook.

There are a lot of people who think celebrities shouldn't complain, that the photography is just a price to pay for having this career. I guess that's bizarre. What they don't understand is that this is all stuff that's really new.

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy...

And you know, the people who hate kids and don't want kids always end up having 50 of them.

If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.