If there's no sun, I go batshit crazy.
All humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.
People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.
I always bring cash for tips, and I never give less than $20. I used to work in a smoothie shop, so I know the value of a tip.
I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.
I've always at least tried to be self-deprecating when I say anything about myself. As long as you set the bar low, it will keep people from putting you on a pedestal, so they can't knock you off.